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My weird dream. [15 Dec 2011|11:22am]
[ mood | confused ]

I'm in my home, my wife goes off to work. suddenly in the other room, Heather Morin and Sarah Robbins are making lots of noise because they live in the other room and are getting ready for a wedding they designed, Sarah can't find her big floppy red hat that goes with her dress, and Heather is super excited to show me three tiny yellow rain jackets (the plastic children's ones). I make the comment that I had one of those as a child, maybe even the exact same one (I notice a school logo, which in my dream is the logo of my kindergarten). They finally get ready and I congratulate them on designing a wedding.

I go into the kitchen and start boiling some Ramen noodles for my mom, and then it's off to college orientation.

My dream skips forward to the end of the orientation, and it's a big college, so there are shuttle buses set up around the campus to shuttle us around, but at some of the stops it's just buses home, this is where my trip goes south. I hear Kristen from work taking about how she loves her new house, which in my dream tells me I'm at the wrong bus stop. I take a look at the sign, and my concerns are true, I am at the bus stop, not the shuttle stop, as this handwritten sign is red, and I need a yellow one. I go to look at all the other signs, all going further and further in the wrong direction. I yell to all the other people there "Hey this is the back of the building, isn't it? So if i go straight through I'll be in the right place?" and they all give their worst "what an idiot" groan and say yes.
I run to the building, which winds every which way, I keep having to ask which way to go, which no one is willing to say. I keep finding arcades and libraries and hallways that dead-end, but no luck. Finally I find a muppet skee ball attendant who is willing to help me, but he has nothing to write on, so I pull out a pad of paper and he starts drawing directions.

I go running around the building again, which involves running into and out of the building and hopping fences, which leads me to the back side of a classroom that is apparently about making jeans and clothes, because there is pants strewn everywhere on all the tables, and people are going through picking out which ones they are going to haggle over. This leads me into a huge cafeteria where thousands of chefs are all cutting up sushi on what I can only describe as bleachers where every other bench is a factory belt that takes the food. I have to navigate around all these belts and behind kitchens are around the place until I finally get through it.

After a bunch more maze hallways I have to go back outside and jump a fence, when I realize it's been way too long and I should call my mom to stop the boiling noodles, but I notice that my backpack I've had all this time is gone, so I must have lost it in the cafeteria. I of course run back into the muppet arcade attendant, who informs me that now it's too late and everyone is out of the cafeteria, so I will have to go find the lost and found and it's probably all in there. He starts drawing another map when a Rip Taylor type guy comes along and tells me he can show me where to go.

Luckily, the office and lost-and-found are just in the next door, where i find a room just full of random junk laid out. I find my computer right away out on display, and show that it's mine because when you open the start menu the administrator's name is Sweaves (ps not really on my computers in RL). I then find my backpack on the next shelf, and go to take them, but then the lost and found attendant takes me over to a machine where she scans the backpack and out prints the id of the person who turned them in (in case anything is missing from my stuff i know who to arrest). I start going through my backpack, and she then informs me that i have to pay a fee to get my stuff back. Turns out this lost and found extorts the customers. The fee is as follows (note included in the reciept)
$2.50 for the backpack
$1.50 for the cell phone
$1.00 for the wallet
$14.99 for the laptop (It's valued at $1400 don't you want it back?)

While the attendant's back is turned to find her money box, I grab the paperwork and run. This is where I run into more dead-end hallways that spin around like a fun house leading to exits through the vents, and I keep hearing camera crews in the other branching hallways filming reality shows about college students doing... whatever.

Finally I've found the right shuttle stop, and get seated. When I go through my backpack to get my phone, I find the ID of Jessica Lasek, but the last name is something along the lines of Hulslandfrond or something. I make a mental note to return it when I get home, and call my mom, who informs me that she had fallen asleep and now the house is filled with smoke how could I be so irresponsible (apparently in my dream the college open-house (did I say orientation earlier?) was only going to last 10 minutes). Suddenly my wife pops into the seat in front of me, and I inform her my mom had fallen asleep so now the house is smoky.

And then I woke up. Weird, right?

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DANG IT [21 Feb 2008|01:59pm]
so i did my assignment for class and its like 3 pages of code

well it apparently saved it to the desktop instead of the flash drive so i thought it was extra and i deleted it

luckily it was done so i can just retype it or whatever but stil.... ANNOYING

k i guess class is about to start now so im off
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Oughta be fun hey [06 Feb 2008|01:48pm]
Comment on this entry, and I will:
1. Tell you why I friended you.
2. Associate you with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, a word etc.
3. Tell you something I like about you.
4. Tell you a memory I have of you.
5. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
6. Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
7. In return, you must post this in your LJ.
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My new favorite song [21 Apr 2007|12:20pm]
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[06 Feb 2007|12:26am]
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haha see gaming is good to learn [13 Dec 2006|10:56am]
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new ninja sam! [29 Nov 2006|10:55am]
just go on over to adv_ninja_sam to see it
dont forget to add him too :)
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[25 Nov 2006|07:58pm]
Switchfoot - Twenty Four
*********************

Twenty-four oceans, twenty-four skies,
Twenty-four failures in twenty-four tries.
Twenty-four finds me in twenty-fourth place,
With twenty-four dropouts at the end of the day.

(chorus)
Life is not what I thought it was
Twenty-four hours ago.
Still I'm singing Spirit take me up in arms
with You. And I'm not who I thought I was
Twenty-four hours ago
Still I'm singing Spirit take me up in arms with You.

Twenty-four reasons to admit that I'm wrong
With all my excuses still twenty-four strong.

(chorus)

But see I'm not copping out
Not copping out
Not copping out
When You're raising the dead in me

Oh, I am the second man
Oh, I am the second man now
Oh, I am the second man now

And You're raising these twenty-four voices
With twenty-four hearts
With all of my symphonies in twenty-four parts
But I want to be one today
Centered and true

I want to see miracles
To see the world change
I wrestled the angel
For more than a name
For more than a feeling
For more than a cause
Singing Spirit take me up in arms with You
You're raising the dead in me
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Posted using LJ Talk... [22 Nov 2006|10:12am]
when you're cleaning your room and find a bottle of nyquil, then start wondering how much would be a fatal dosage, and then start weighing pros and cons, you know its been a bad day
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oh Big Surprise there [04 Nov 2006|01:19am]
[ mood | amused ]

You Are 68% Republican

You have a good deal of elephant running through your blood, and you're proud to be conservative.
You don't fit every Republican stereotype, but you definitely belong in the Republican party.


You Are 4% Democrat

If you have anything in common with the Democrat party, it's by sheer chance.
You're a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that!
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Posted using LJTalk... [27 Oct 2006|07:43pm]
so i guess i use this new thing haha it works over Gaim and i can post through messaging or something so this is the first one and im trying it out woohoo
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[20 Sep 2006|08:11pm]
You Are Incredibly Logical

Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic
You think rationally, clearly, and quickly.
A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer!
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from a while ago [17 Sep 2006|12:55am]
1) go into your music player
2) hit shuffle
3) find pictures (from Google Images) of the first 20 bands that play, and post under an lj cut
4) get friends to guess what the bands are
5) and...Collapse )

the running score is:
2 - ____comedownnow
2 - mollieo
6 - kannilynn
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from a while ago [16 Sep 2006|02:05am]
1) go into your music player
2) hit shuffle
3) find pictures (from Google Images) of the first 20 bands that play, and post under an lj cut
4) get friends to guess what the bands are
5) and...Collapse )

the running score is:
1 - ____comedownnow
2 - mollieo
6 - kannilynn
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[14 Aug 2006|10:10am]
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
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[11 Jul 2006|01:09am]
well i have decided to make another user for my ninja sam comics, so if you wanna read my webcomics just add Click Here i have already worked on moving all my comics over to that user id
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[09 Jul 2006|08:00am]
well i have decided to make another user for my ninja sam comics, so if you wanna read my webcomics just add Click Here i have already worked on moving all my comics over to that user id
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[25 Jun 2006|03:31am]
as yall can tell i got a scanner thanks to ma padre, so i should be having fun making webcomics more often. still dont know what theyll be about, but today's was a fun little ninja sam one, maybe i'll make more with him in later times. i def like the last two panels best haha
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comic on hiatus [19 Jun 2006|03:20am]
well i lost the scanner again so for now no comic until i can afford a scanner and have time to comic again haha
or i might go back to the crappy drawing style of the first one haha
eh im bored and tired so ima tgry to sleep now
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[26 May 2006|06:37pm]
You Are Cyclops

Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.

Power: force beams from your eyes
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